We are the lords thy gods which have brought thee out of the land of prosperity and into the house of bondage:
THOU SHALT have no other gods besides us.
THOU SHALT make graven images of us in any likeness in (our view of) heaven above, the earth beneath or the water under the earth and shalt freely worship said images.
THOU SHALT bow thyself down to them, to serve them, for we, your gods are jealous gods visiting iniquity upon all who do not bow the knee to the Democratic Party, upon the children unto the third, fourth, fifth, sixth and yes, even the seventh generation of those we hate. And feigning mercy upon Thousands of them that love us and keep our commandments.
THOU SHALT not take our name in vain; for we the lords, your gods, will not hold him guiltless that taketh our name in vain.
THOU SHALT forget the Sabbath day and keep it profane. Six days shalt the labor be of those who must financially support our followers. But the seventh day shall also be a day of labor to increase our tax base.
THOU SHALT bring dishonor upon the mother and father by attending schools like Berkeley and Evergreen College, where THOU SHALT spew nonsense, innuendo, and falsehood, without fact checking and also seek to divide the races one against the other; for we are a party of mistruths and hate, sewing division wherever our feet or policies doth trod.
THOU SHALT kill: The fetus shalt be removed from thy womb in a procedure paid for by those who work (and thus oppose us); THOU SHALT demean and take the lives of those who dress in blue uniforms.
THOU SHALT commit adultery, engaging in sexual acts with any gender and publicly proclaim that monogamy is blasphemous to your gods.
THOU SHALT steal. THOU will rob the widows and orphans of their dignity, THOU SHALT take from those who work and give to those who do not. THOU SHALT empty social security and pension accounts and use them to fund profane projects. THOU SHALT steal from employers and businesses. THOU SHALT take for thyself whatever THOU desire.
THOU SHALT bear false witness against thy neighbor, thy president and elected officials who do not represent our party. THOU SHALT fabricate on college campuses across the land and show thy indoctrination gladly to all who stand astonished at your ignorance.
THOU SHALT covet thy neighbor’s house, wife, cars, property and anything that thy neighbor acquired through hard work.